Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015

'hol ass

Rapidly consume large quantities of alcohol in a short amount of time in an effort to reach the same level of intoxication of those around you. Derived from the expression "haul ass".

Jimbo and Chaz had to 'hol ass after arriving late to the party. Jimbo chased his vodka shots by shotgunning brews and Chaz was desperate enough to buttchug .

by Dilax December 9, 2015

Disneyland Ass

When someone gets off a water ride at Disneyland and smells like wet mildew or when someone just smells at Disneyland.

She over here smelling like Disneyland ass n shit. Prolly just got off dat fuckin splash mountain ride.

by WÖW January 30, 2018

Ass Snuffed

When someone farts on you or your stuff without your knowledge.

When Johnny went to take the trash outside, LiL Jimmy ASS Snuffed his fork. Leaving Johnny with a bad taste in his mouth after lunch.

by Jedi Mind Trick December 14, 2008

meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.

Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.

by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017

ass rasp

a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.

I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.

Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.

by Zotts June 17, 2010