Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is Thismug. by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022
Get the Paper Pillagermug. Also known as rolling papers or cigarette papers.
Plural of paper - A thin piece of material used for rolling cigarettes or marijuana joints.
The end of the paper usually contains a sticky strip of plant derivative to aid in the continued seal of the cigarette or joint during the burning process.
Plural of paper - A thin piece of material used for rolling cigarettes or marijuana joints.
The end of the paper usually contains a sticky strip of plant derivative to aid in the continued seal of the cigarette or joint during the burning process.
I have my papers, and I'm ready to roll up a fatty!
by J Goodzon June 4, 2020
Get the papersmug. Limitations one faces without a bachelors degree.
no alumni network, etc; the paper ceiling is required for a functional society and pathways to attain the necessary document(s) are essential for evolution.
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no alumni network, etc; the paper ceiling is required for a functional society and pathways to attain the necessary document(s) are essential for evolution.
@easybib @historychannel @LinkedIn
#adonhistorychannel
Henry Alfred Steinway must acknowledged Henry Alfred Steinway’s’ paper ceiling; Kendall Jenner needs to accept Kendall Jenner’s’ paper ceiling.
by ITheyThem November 13, 2022
Get the Paper Ceilingmug. I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 16, 2020
Get the Covid Paper Jackedmug. child: mommy where does paper come from
Mother: the deatha nd decay of trees falling down burning cutting death
Mother: the deatha nd decay of trees falling down burning cutting death
by josh will eat your dog September 27, 2019
Get the papermug.