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I can't believe you looked that up

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
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i love you

this is what someone says to you to lie, or to avoid problems/avoid hurting your feelings.
example 1:
you: why did you cheat on me!!
them: im sorry, i love you.
you: its okay.

example 2:
them: i love you.
you: i love you too.
them: but i think we should see other people
you: what?
them: i still love you but i think it's best for the both of us.
you: i understand.
by alphaBOOTI69 November 5, 2023
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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national i love you day

tell your loved ones or partner how much you appreciate them and value their comfort
ex: Pan: hey joey! i love you so much even if i dont always express it or show it.

Joey: why are you telling me this now?
Pan: Bc it’s national i love you day duh!!
by @M23y November 8, 2023
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I hate you

What some people will say if they actually hate you or if it's just because you did something that they didn't like.
Some random person: I hate you
Some other random person: I love you too
by PhoenixGamer34 November 13, 2023
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I like you lots

when you love someone but are scared to say it.
1: i like you lots.

2: i like you lots too.
by ilypookie November 20, 2023
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