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god's cum

God's cum is sweet as honey. I just demand that God comes down from heaven and shoots his hot load inside of me. God comes down flips me on my stomach and pounds on me until he covers the inside of my body with his hot sweet honey cum. I then demand God to go back to heaven until I want his cum in me again
by obsessivesexualbehavior March 26, 2016
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Paintball God

One who is a skilled and knowledgable in all aspects of Paintball. (in otherwords, not Ray Darkness)
Excells at not only Speedball.... but also Urban and Wooded events. Knows which type of marker/gear best suits each enviroment accordingly.
by Xtreme Sports January 29, 2005
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yeet god

by dfghjujkm November 1, 2019
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God boy

A fundmentalist Christian. First applied to Ned Flanders, in "The Simpsons" animated series.
Joe: We thank you, oh Lord...
Jim: Take it outside, God boy.
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)
1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?
by darkshaow September 20, 2005
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E-God

Someone that's just better than everyone else in every way possible. The one and only E-God obviously is DFoxie.
DFoxie is such an E-God. Go follow his twitch RIGHT NOW
by DTruthBiich May 14, 2019
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It’s God given

“It’s God given” is a phrase coined by Domingo Ayala, self proclaimed best baseball player in the world. Domingo Ayala himself is more than a man, but less then a god. Ayala runs the very successful Domingo beisbol academy. But it’s not just baseball, it’s God given beisbol.

Sub to Domingos YouTube @DomingoAyala
“Now it’s important when you hit home plate, to pay your respects. Because after all, it’s God given.” - Domingo Ayala
by LosiebnivegdoGstI March 22, 2020
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