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Clam Rouge

For when your French Bird is "On The Blob" during the Tour De France after a hard day in the saddle.
I was so disappointed after winning today's stage of the Tour De France, only to get back to the hotel and find that my french girlfriend is saying "non, non, c'est un clam rouge ce soir", she's on the blob, so no sex tonight
by Flange The Inquisitor II July 12, 2025
mugGet the Clam Rougemug.

Clam sheller

A man who knows how to get a women out of her Panties
P whisper clam sheller clam clapper. Take his advice if you can get it.
by Ragerlinglyflippingbird April 29, 2023
mugGet the Clam shellermug.

The Clam Chowder

The Clam Chowder is when a person with a penis ejaculates into their bellybutton and their partner then proceeds to slurp it out of their bellybutton like soup.
“Cory said that Bentley performed The Clam chowder on him. I bet he is full now.”
by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024
mugGet the The Clam Chowdermug.

Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.
God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!
by Lady Laqayqay February 25, 2023
mugGet the Warped Clammug.

Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.
Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.
by LJ14000 June 26, 2021
mugGet the Clam Smashermug.

Glam clam

A vagina that is keen to the spotlight . Lights ,camera maybe , action ! It’s easy to lure from its coverings being that half the time it is already uncovered . Found throughout the globe and increasing in numbers daily. Thanks Internet .
I got some glam clam downloaded and lotion waiting on me fuck this circle jerk I’m riding hon solo .
by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021
mugGet the Glam clammug.

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.
"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."
by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017
mugGet the Snorting the Clammug.

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