by i chomped the chode September 5, 2010

the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...
douche bag: hey ur a chode
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
by power metal whore November 4, 2009

by bill May 9, 2003

by Mooohahahaha October 12, 2008

lacking friends, sanity or common sense
a comparison to this phenomenon is the ultimate insult most people who fit this description will have kinky sex with their hawiian friends for fun
a comparison to this phenomenon is the ultimate insult most people who fit this description will have kinky sex with their hawiian friends for fun
by manpizza September 25, 2010

Michelle: Seth is such a chode monster. I asked him if i could lick his chode but he didn't know what that was!
Spencer:What a loser!!!
Spencer:What a loser!!!
by pretzel eater May 21, 2009

I thought it would be funny to put whipped cream on my wang and present it to this ho bag as my chode a la mode, but she was lactose intollerant and did not pig out on it.
by philthy rich November 20, 2006
