mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.

"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"

by muffiee1 December 16, 2024

Le Calm

Le calm is the best phrase to ever use, adds coolness and swagger to what once was a simple word. Le calm.

Person 1: Yooo how was your day
Person 2: Le calm

by Izzygirl101 February 4, 2025

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025

The Calm Churchill

When she puts your dick in her mouth like a cigar whilst you put one in the pink and one in the stink, forming a V for victory with both of your fingers

*After watching a WW2 film or documentary involving Winston Churchill with your girl*

Male - "Hey babe, I'm feeling very patriotic"
Female - "Yes Babe, I took an feeling very patriotic but also very horny"
Male - "How about we try something new in the bedroom that will portray both of our emotions?"
Female - "Yes, how about we try out The Calm Churchill?"

by Nimrod972 March 22, 2026

Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025

Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf

Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!

by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026