bake my cake

“Bake my cake” is a way of saying that somebody is tryna set you up.

Tyrone- “Nah shorty just asked for the addy”

Joe- “Easy access bruh.”
Tyrone- “She fw the opps dummy.”

Joe- And?
Tyrone- “Shorty tryna bake my cake.”

by simplychristt June 29, 2022

Lemon pound cake

When cops steal your shit

“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake”

by Eevee133 March 27, 2023

Checking to see if your cake

(possible tw)

Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake

"Are you checking to see if your cake?"
"Yeah, I'm cake"
"Oh no"

by garden.Gnostic July 31, 2020

icing my cake

1. Turning a girl on.
2. Pleasing me.

"I like it, baby: you're icing my cake." (Follow with "steaming my clam", "relaxing my meat", etc.)

by meyk September 4, 2008

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

Loco Wit the Cake

Running around crazily with cake.

"Yo esay, look over der at dat loco wit the cake."

by E Dellz July 6, 2009

Throw cake in't pond

To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent

"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"

by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009