mum bum

a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.
Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting
by Sh@w_t@y June 28, 2006
mugGet the mum bummug.

bum weasel

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus
man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel
by rich "mong" stong July 3, 2006
mugGet the bum weaselmug.

getting bummed

He had decided after many years within a stale marriage and living a lie that he had to come out and be himself and live openly and honestly as a gay man. Everyone was really accepting of him and that made him happy however he now had one last obstacle to overcome and that was the almost certain knowledge that he would be getting bummed.
He walked into the bedroom where his male lover was waiting for him. He was now out, gay and free. He put some lube on his virgin hole and knew that he was just seconds away from getting bummed. He would soon be living the gay dream!
by Rock Hudson's aunt October 23, 2010
mugGet the getting bummedmug.

I bum that

I bum that new skirt jane was wearin!!
by Chelsea Kane August 22, 2007
mugGet the I bum thatmug.

Bum Hand

Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.
Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".

Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".
by Dr Quim medicine woman December 9, 2009
mugGet the Bum Handmug.

Bum Steer

Australian term either meaning to lead astray or a way of describing taking a girl from behind
i.e. when she looks round at you with that confused look on her face, you say "Keep your eyes on the road - I'm steering this, bitch"
by Paul Hansford February 23, 2005
mugGet the Bum Steermug.

bum sex

when one sticks ones member up another members bum hole..... can also be used with a female contraption of a strap on!!
should be done with caution: side effects include shitting out blood for a few days after.... lubrication neccessary!!
by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004
mugGet the bum sexmug.

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