bum nutt

a term used to describe the little balls of shit that attach themselves to your ass-fro (ass hair). also known as stink nuggets, clingons, winnutts

i was washing in the shower and could feel the bum nutts running down my leg.

by ste - unit May 31, 2004

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mum bum

a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.

Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting

by Sh@w_t@y June 28, 2006

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bum weasel

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus

man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel

by rich "mong" stong July 3, 2006

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He had decided after many years within a stale marriage and living a lie that he had to come out and be himself and live openly and honestly as a gay man. Everyone was really accepting of him and that made him happy however he now had one last obstacle to overcome and that was the almost certain knowledge that he would be getting bummed.

He walked into the bedroom where his male lover was waiting for him. He was now out, gay and free. He put some lube on his virgin hole and knew that he was just seconds away from getting bummed. He would soon be living the gay dream!

by Rock Hudson's aunt October 23, 2010

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Bum Hand

Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.

Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".

Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".

by Dr Quim medicine woman December 9, 2009

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