by Sh@w_t@y June 28, 2006
by rich "mong" stong July 03, 2006
He had decided after many years within a stale marriage and living a lie that he had to come out and be himself and live openly and honestly as a gay man. Everyone was really accepting of him and that made him happy however he now had one last obstacle to overcome and that was the almost certain knowledge that he would be getting bummed.
He walked into the bedroom where his male lover was waiting for him. He was now out, gay and free. He put some lube on his virgin hole and knew that he was just seconds away from getting bummed. He would soon be living the gay dream!
by Rock Hudson's aunt October 23, 2010
Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.
Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".
Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".
Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".
by Dr Quim medicine woman December 09, 2009
by Chelsea Kane August 07, 2007
i.e. when she looks round at you with that confused look on her face, you say "Keep your eyes on the road - I'm steering this, bitch"
by Paul Hansford February 24, 2005
when one sticks ones member up another members bum hole..... can also be used with a female contraption of a strap on!!
should be done with caution: side effects include shitting out blood for a few days after.... lubrication neccessary!!
by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004