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brown hound 

Loose term for a female who prefers and encourages butt sex over traditional vaginal intercourse for the sole purpose of making engaging males doubt their heterosexuality.
Bro 1: Hey man, why the long face?
Bro 2: I hooked up with this questionable brown hound last night and now my dick is brown.
Bro 1: Dude, that totally doesn't make you gay. One in four men will make that mistake in their lifetime, you can't blame yourself.
Bro 2: I think it's safe to say my friendship with Kelsei will never be the same.
Bro 1: Awww, give me a hug, no homo.
brown hound by broseph145 November 20, 2010
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When a man puts one of his testicles in a girl's butthole and massages her anus with the testicle.
Dude i heard you gave her a brown hug yesterday!" "Yea man, she really enjoyed it but my testicle was covered in crap.
Brown Hug by MDied-rich January 1, 2011
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Brown Nazi 

A Jihadist Muslim. A follower of Islam who subscribes to the belief that the caliphate must be advanced and that those who refuse to submit to Islam are free to be killed at will.
Mohammed Merah, the Brown Nazi, killed three children and a rabbi outside a Jewish school and three soldiers in earlier attacks, has been locked in a standoff in the southern French city of Toulouse since the early hours of Wednesday.
Brown Nazi by Loki Whitewood August 5, 2012

Brown Squad

A group of browns, enlightened through their struggles as a minority, come together to rise up against the white supremacists and reclaim the world in the name of brown.
Brown Squad by UR bOi November 4, 2013

Brown Flash 

In the oscillations between struggling not to shit and feeling perfectly fine (somewhat analogous to contractions during child birth), the brown flash is the temporary but dire need to take a shit. Often results in sweating, heavy breathing, and a clenching shut of the asshole to prevent shitflow.
After 2 hours of holding in a shit I was brown flashing incredibly hard. My feelings of intense need to shit were becoming closer and closer together and I knew if I did not shit soon I would ruin a pair of innocent underwear.
Brown Flash by IShitALot September 14, 2014

brown ashley 

When a Female coughs and craps her pants at the same time
She just performed a beautiful brown ashley

brown head girls 

Brown haired girls are talented, sexy, intelligent girls who have a tendency to have a few amazing friends but she is still a social butterfly. She is similar to the red haired girls but their personalities may sometimes clash.
That brown head girls like Sophie! They are so intelligent and pretty!
brown head girls by Kitkat7360 April 20, 2018