balle

short for battle. a ritual in which an unplayed elastomania is released for a certain period of time, competitors must try and get the best time

im bored, new balle?

balle by jaytea July 6, 2005

BALLER 

to be not unlike Lebron James, MC Hammer, Josh Crooch, Michael Jordan, Mike Jones, and Joe Shipka.

Are Those the ballers we saw yesterday? Yea, i think thats Josh Crooch and MC Hammer.

BALLER by Brandon Greager November 9, 2006

Bellend

Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories

He can't find her ankle chain the complete bellend

Bellend by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

Baller Status 

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

Baller Status by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010

retarded ballerina

as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")

Shit son! There's that retarded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop...let's kick her toes!

retarded ballerina by salad tits June 4, 2007

Taco Belled 

When you buy a burrito or any other wrapped type food item and the insides are not mixed up. For example when you buy a bean burrito and the first bite is all tortilla, the second is mostly cheese, and then you finally get some beans with the third. You have been officially been Taco Belled when you find this completely ok.

Man that burrito was good but good thing I've already been Taco Belled because those insides were not even remotely mixed together.

Taco Belled by ihatekale June 30, 2011

Taco Belled 

Having horrifically awful gas, farts that can kill small animals, leaving skid marks that are unwashable, clearing out a room for weeks, permanently stinking up the bed, great way to get your girlfriend to leave

Dam! You just Taco belled that nursing home.

Taco Belled by aKKKmember January 25, 2015