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Country B-Bell

A Country "B-Bell" is a ( fully black / mixed black ) woman who has been living on a farm in the countryside ever since the day of her birth and plans to stay there forever until she dies... Or if not, she was likely born in the city and partially raised in the city but hasn't left the countryside after moving there at a very young age ( somewhere between 6 through 9 ). Blackbelles gain the necessary sources they need to survive from the natural nutrients of the earth. For meat; they kill and cook their livestock! To avoid dehydration they harvest rainwater or use water that comes from wells, rivers, streams, lakes, or cisterns. They knit their own clothes and for fruits and vegetables, they pick the plants out of their garden. A Country "B-Bell" speaks with a country accent that is "broad & heavy" or "light & soft." The people whom she talks to for the first time over the phone; will guess that she's caucasian.
Male : Where are you from?
Female : The south
Male : Which part?

Female : Alabama

Male : Cool! Where in Alabama?
Female : A farm

Male : Wow, that's sexy! I love country girls and southern girls

Female : Awesome

Male : So what do you look like?

Female : Black/African American... Plus sized! 5'5 height range... Long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes... Coffee skin tone... Big feet.... Man hands... lol

Male : You're not white???
Female : No why?

Male : Well I heard your voice on the phone last night.

Female : What about it?

Male : You sound white.

Female : Smh! Didn't know colors had a sound to it! I'm a Country B-Bell.

Male : What's a Country B-Bell?

Female : Country Blackbelle

Male : Why do I get the feeling that I'm chatting with Carol Anne Starr? starlight.sl1996 is the only blackbelle that I know of
by Gregory Forress October 7, 2019
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Taco Bell

A place that hires you just to unhire before you even started
Taco bell is soooooooooooooooooooooo rude.
by girl who got fired at tacobell October 15, 2019
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bell bell

a beautiful baby with blond hair and blue eyes she has a big imagination and is very playful
who is that over there crawling oh her that is just bell bell
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Taco bell

A place where your ass will explode, your poop will know be 500000 times liquider so your ass can contain the shot that is happening
That taco bell gave me diarrhea
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shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower
"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."
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taco bell clense

When u eat nothing but taco bell and do nothing but shit there fore cancling out the calories from the taco bell. Better than laxatives.
"I'm on a juice clense!" "well, debrah, im on a taco bell clense so take your high and mighty shit out of the porta potty"
by jmactyv March 22, 2017
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