beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025

Beavos gnashers

rare item to come across in the uk you will see it have a glowing aura around it and when you put them in you can swallow food in 0 bites

bro i just landed in the uk for the first time and i see this glowing pair of teeth is this the rumored BEAVOS GNASHERS?

by uk beast April 8, 2025

Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Beansniff

Railfan slang for BNSF.

The beansniff is a great railroad.

by buildsbricks1 July 26, 2025

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025

Beanism

Beanism is the someone or something that is short or small, almost the size of a bean.

My friend suffers from Beanism and can’t reach the door knob

That pencil has Beanism, it can hardly be used

by Noxishades November 20, 2025

Beanopathically

When 2 men flick their clits simultaneously and have a bean off. They can speak beanopathically.

Rhys flicks hardly beanopathically. So Campbell knows he’s angry. Campbell flicks bean in an apologetic manner.

by Campbell Clark November 21, 2025