Half Life Source

Half life's estranged cousin that no one talks about

hl2: Have you heard of half life source?
hl2ep1: Never heard of em.

by half life source speedrunner August 18, 2022

Half hen

A amount of cocaine you can get, slang for half a gram

Jermaine: you wanna get half hen?
Me: what’s half hen? Like half a hen?
Jermaine: No £100 worth of cocaine

by Economic1234 June 11, 2018

half life 2

simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.

dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!

by keiran December 9, 2004

half life 2

a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.

dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines

by alexander orlando December 11, 2007

Half-past Hell

A term used to describe a place that experiences high temperatures and humidity for prolonged periods of time, usually in the triple digits.

Tim: Man, it's been 107 degrees for the past week!

James: What do you expect? We live half-past Hell!

by Kresnik November 29, 2011

half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2022

Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.

Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*

by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022