Gray Child

A young person who was killed in a bombing. The color comes primarily from the coating of rubble and concrete dust on their skin but the lack of color from being deceased also contributes.

Also spelled Grey Child.

After seeing all those videos of families pulling their gray children from the rubble I support a ceasefire in Gaza.

by turnipjs November 21, 2023

Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax

Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.

Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him

without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!

I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.

hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!

I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3

(i hit the word limit)
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*

by Dzikuss. July 2, 2024

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Round Child

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.

Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle

by Shadowikia October 11, 2009

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

money child

Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else

Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”

by bkb.v December 6, 2017

Child sacrifice

Yeah in the child-murdery way. Because he was too scared to do anything other than cry and tremble for years and now he wants to pretend he's done something other than stop caring whether or not children die.

Hym "Hey, Noooo... That's not what you did. There was a NOT retard-murdery way to call my bluff. There was a not retard-murdery way and and you did the retard-murdery way instead of the 'swallow your pride and allow yourself to be summoned' way. You chose child sacrifice over humility. That's you. You did that and are doing everything in your power to act as though you didn't."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023