Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G June 24, 2016

turd chopper

A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.

Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.

by manmarcoman May 17, 2016

gold turd

A really shitty car that still runs

Victors gold turd is so shitty that he crashed it on purpose

by Thejoesenone February 3, 2017

Turd Rodeo

Total shitshow.

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.

by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019

Turd savant

A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.

Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

Turd Blossom

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.

by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020