An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.
-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"
-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010
Get the Toast mug.A game where 3 or more people from texas do a circle jerk around a piece of toast. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the toast.
John boy want to play toast?
Isn't that where we jerk on some toast and then eat it?
Yes
Lets do it because we're from texas.
Isn't that where we jerk on some toast and then eat it?
Yes
Lets do it because we're from texas.
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The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
Seth badly wanted some chocolate milk, but seeing as he had run out of Ovaltine to flavor his milk, decided to drop his trousers and enhance it with his own toast instead.
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