
The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.
by FlangeManger October 30, 2020

To get high of marijuana.
by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

A very crusty dick
by SnoMEX May 24, 2018

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
by big_hungoids January 25, 2022

by just smoove October 24, 2020

Someone who is absolutely perfect in my eyes and deserves the world. I love him with my whole heart.
by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 23, 2021
