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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
by stinkypickle May 30, 2018
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The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.
by FlangeManger October 30, 2020
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johnsoned up

by standin_throwed September 1, 2009
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Chappy Johnson

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month
by SnoMEX May 24, 2018
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Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
by big_hungoids January 25, 2022
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top my johnson

by just smoove October 24, 2020
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Jaden Johnson

Someone who is absolutely perfect in my eyes and deserves the world. I love him with my whole heart.
by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 23, 2021
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