teach impediment

The disorder that afflicts public school teachers who are hopelessly incompetent at their job. Also known as pedagogical paralysis.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Hughes has a teach impediment. You will not be learning any algebra in her class this year.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

teach a man to fish saying

something someone named leo can’t stop saying

the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn

by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022

teach lennie about the rabbits

To mercy kill someone(usually a loved one) much like how lennie was killed by george in the book Of Mice and Men.

Friend: omg, your sister turned into a zombie!

Me: time to teach lennie about the rabbits

by ticklish-ear August 15, 2022

Tenaijah

Me

No , Tenaijah did it

by Baby.reddd September 8, 2022

Teacher With Benefits

A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship

Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)

by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022

teacher

literal spankers,real torture

my teacher is gay

by ThatJackFromTitanic September 19, 2022

Teach Me How To Stuckey

How to describe someone who can’t be stopped.

We could not stop the QB last night. He was trying to teach me how to Stuckey.

by QB1ndy September 23, 2022