Tard

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.

I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.

by Bishainator November 12, 2018

Tarded and Feathered

A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.

He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos

by ButchNochance February 5, 2022

Tard bomb

A tard bomb you know it if you do

“Sierra snowman Is a tard bomb”

by Francesca'slover August 20, 2022

Lard tard

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

by whorable guy August 3, 2025

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023

Fuck Tard

Zachary.

Zachary is a complete and total fuck tard.

by WateryShoe August 12, 2023