turkey neck siesta 

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

turkey neck siesta by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

turkey-chicken scrawl 

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

turkey-chicken scrawl by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2012

Turkey Bite 

The process of taking ones thumb and placing it between the pointer finger and middle finger then pinching someone with your thumb, resulting in the most painful pinch known to mankind

Cara if you dont keep yourself in line I am going to turkey bite the hell out of you.

Turkey Bite by Mack Master Jack August 7, 2012

Turkey 

A girl whose gobble game is on point.

Damn man, that girl last night was a serious turkey.

Turkey by snorkeleez May 1, 2016

Turkey licker 

When a male or female licks the pussy of an obese black woman.

Lil Wayne is such a Turkey Licker

Turkey licker by Coaler Krew September 9, 2016

turkey timer 

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

turkey timer by anoldviolin July 21, 2016

Turkey 

Strong fit, strong minded leading hand well oiled, fully plucked, loyal in the spirit of Christmas turkey

"hey mate can I borrow $5?"
"yeah bruv no dramas!!"
"oh mate, you are an absolute turkey!!"

Turkey by Turk-ings corporations March 12, 2017