Looking for socks

The excuse given to your friends when you disappear into your bedroom for a quickie.
Man: Yo I'm back.
Friend: Dude were you two having sex?
Man: No dude, I was just looking for socks.
by pleasedgf October 08, 2011
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Neon Sock

This a term for people who were emo but then change to wear knee high socks or colourful socks. These people are desperate to be seen as indivdual. Each Neon sock will go through a stage of declaring themselves as bi-sexual when infact 99% of neon socks that come out are straight, they just do it for attention.

They are also into anything Japanese, and pokemon. They are generally friendly people and easy to get along with, but they are always craving for attention, and at times are too self absorbed.

They also use ' :3 ' & ' XD ' as emoticons, to be different.

Plural: Neon Socks.
Person One: Do you really think shes a bisexual?
Person Two: No , of course not. Shes such a neon sock!
by IndieIsNotATrendButATrait April 27, 2011
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Moist sock

When sombody ejaculates into a sock.
My mom found my moist sock behind my bed!
by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017
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sock stretcher

A girl with everything good but her cankles. An inverted butterface.
Ex., "You and your girl still together?"

"Nope. Had to end it cause she stretched out all my socks!"

"Classic sock stretcher!"
by Paulypoo November 21, 2014
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vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy
Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left
by BilboSwagginsTheBobbitt December 16, 2013
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Sock Meatballs

An work-place friendly way to tell someone to "suck your balls"
Boss: "Dave get back to your desk and do your job"

Dave: "Sock Meatballs"

Boss: *confused*
by Zimbobby June 09, 2010
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sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere
-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
by walcott July 25, 2008
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