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by gage burks November 17, 2020
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jump the shark

A very stupid saying. You don't need to know what it means because whoever said it to you isn't worth listening to. The phrase was popular from October 2004 to January 2005. But now it's just stupid. The person who said it is probably a very insecure teenager (or a VERRRY insecure 20-something) who is just trying to sound cool.

Next time someone utters the phrase "jump the shark", take him/her by the hand and say gently, "It's ok, you don't have to try to act cool. No one's watching."
DWEEB #1: Check out my new parachute pants. They're phat!
DWEEB #2: "Phat" jump the shark last week! Anyway my parachute pants are modder than yours.
by Brendie November 28, 2006
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smarky

She's such a smarky
by bob July 24, 2003
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jumping the shark

Lamest term in the television industry according to comedian Chris Wylde.
by MoonKnight January 19, 2003
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scark

To trick or deceive in a playful way.
Marcus will scark Zach and Jake by hiding their room keys.
by Marcus Huber October 25, 2006
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shark punch

Used in mostly moshcore and metalcore genres. Pretty much a hammer on or quick slide (usually a 1/32nd or 1/16th note) using two dissonant chords (7ths and 2nds for all you theory fanatics).

For example (in guitar tab):

C Tuning

(shark punch)
D|------------------------------
A|--------------------1617------
F|--------------------1920------
C|------------------------------
G|0---0----0--------------------
C|0---0----0--------------------
scene kid 1: dude that shark punch was so fucking brutal.
scene kid 2: omfg this band is on myspace
metal kid: stfu nubz animosity 4 LYFE.
by OMFG SCENE TACHNO May 27, 2008
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sugar shark

It's like when a shark smells blood and goes for the kill, but when humans taste sugar then go craaazzzyyy for sugar. Verb: sugar sharking
Georgie was sugar sharking for some wiz fizz.

Georgie was a sugar shark after eating chocolate. Nom Nom Nom.
by Gshark October 28, 2013
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