coffee shits

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

Shawna

A beast don't take no shit speaks her mind and gets what she want

Damn shawna

by Classy,bossy. And Real October 23, 2013

Dobre Shunka

n. Literally translated from Hungarian as "Good Ham," this refers to NFL Hall-of-Fame Outside Linebacker Jack Ham of the Penn State Nittany Lions and Pittsburgh Steelers during the 1970's and early 1980's. It was also the name of his fan club. As a contrast to his teammate Jack Lambert, a.k.a "Dracula in Cleats," Jack Ham's play was decidedly less emotional and more intellectual, albeit equivalently effective.

Whenever Jack Ham caught an interception, the crowd would shout "Dobre Shunka."

by Dan1271 November 12, 2007

get your shit together

Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.

Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"

by sixelanicolle February 3, 2015

Shovelbum

A low-level, migrant archaeologist who works on Cultural Resource Management(CRM) projects and survives on a relatively low wage (for someone with a BA) plus per diem. Low wages and transient lifestyle are often overcome by living in their pick-up truck or camping. The term is generally pejorative when used by non-professionals but is used pridefully by archaeologists as a mark of having paid one's dues and having done true dirt archaeology (as opposed to academic archaeology) for dirt pay. It is considered a rite of passage.
A shovelbum is the opposite of an archaeostitute.

Yeah I know it's dismal...I was a shovelbum for five years before I went back to gradschool.

by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006

Shoestreak

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.

Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.

by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

Shannon of wine

to overfill a wine glass because you want to empty the bottle.

I just poured myself a Shannon of wine.

by chitowngirl220 October 22, 2010