the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.

Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.

by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013

Stone

The middle name of a very sweet, caring and handsome boy who will always be there for you ! He's very funny and can always make someone smile :)

Girl one : omg that boy was so cute, what did he say his middle name was again?

Girl two : stone.
Girl one : oh right, he's a keeper for sure !

by Prettiest most awesomest girl January 22, 2022

Stone Jabber

A 'Stone Jabber' is another name for a stone mason.

We need a Stone Jabber to make a head stone.

by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011

brodie stone

A small whiny little bitch caucasian packing an almost nonexistent wang typically found behind a gas station dumpster performing $.25 BJ’s buy two get one free on sundays

Damn bro is that your mom over there behind the dumpster? Oh wait!! no that’s just Brodie Stone

by Dafukusay2mehuh907 February 19, 2024

Flinch Stone

A Flinch Stone is someone who usualy flinched whe something is coming towards them. They will try to block their face or what ever part is trying to be hit in a quick, cowardly way. The name is a play on words and is supposed to sound like the Flint Stones, like the old cartoon. If someone flinched a lot you can say "how many flinch stone gummies did you eat today!?". (The gummies part is like flint stone vitamins.)

Person 1: Pretends to hit person 2*
Person 2: Flinches*
Person 1: "Ahhh, flinch stones right here! How may flinch stone vitamins did you take today?"

by Lamb sauce l o c a t e d January 30, 2021

Charity stone

You can see this stone near whichever mosque in Turkey and other cultural environment people put on -or in- this stone their charity after morning prayer -like clothing or food or money- and a needy takes what need

Charity stone is not a word kkkkk

by İtsMeWhoyouneverKnow May 13, 2017

jade stone

To describe something or someone offensively.
Looks similar to a raccoon.

Ex. Ew, that girl is Jade Stone.

by Panduhhh May 8, 2008