Player 258

Player 258 is classified as someone who is a non player character. (NPC) They are often shit at everything they do and lose things all the time whether it’s a wallet or losing games on video games. Some might mistaken player 258(s) for an AI player in 2k because they move just the same. They are known to have hot moms and nasty body odor which unusual for a non-player character. They are also known for liking the absolute dogshit franchises that haven’t done anything since they were born

This kid player 258 has autism

by Dlap May 15, 2022

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slow player

an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend. Your former relationship was always holding you back from living a fun and exciting life. Your friends can often become slow players in an non-sexual manner

guy 1: those chicks are hot, lets go talk to them
guy 2: i don't want to, lets stay here and finish our drinks
guy 1: quit being a slow player, now might be our only chance to score

by kbuck May 27, 2010

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Paintball Player

A person who likes to pretend, loves dress up and generaly has a fair about of time on their hands.

They are often vertically challanged with short mans chip on shoulder. Sometimes they are fanta pants and ever put their own name on their jacket.

The cox master really owned you in the back from 6 meters. Im totaly a wicked cool paintball player

by Keith Terry July 11, 2009

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Fortnite Players

Vicroys instead of victory

Vicroys is a way of true fortnite players saying Victory
Fortnite is actually not that bad

by JeffyCheeseBitcher December 17, 2018

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Prayer Warrior

A person who seeks to change oneself rather than the will of the Supreme Being, through prayer. Faith, lack of Pride, Compassion, Self-Honesty, Optimism etc. are some of the qualities of Prayer Warriors.

And when she said she is a prayer warrior, non-believers mistook her for a witch and burnt her at the stake.

by omneox June 16, 2018

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semi-pro football player

Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.

Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?

X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell

Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.

by Ianfection January 20, 2009

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