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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013
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Stone Jabber

A 'Stone Jabber' is another name for a stone mason.
We need a Stone Jabber to make a head stone.
by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011
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stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.
"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."
by SprocDoc September 30, 2011
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Scott’s rollin stone

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.
It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.
by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023
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stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.
Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.
by Steven Mister-E February 6, 2023
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Woblle stone coblle stone knees

When sombody usaly a fighter gets many injurys over time cuasing his knees to be weaker and more vunrebal
He is gona lose tge fight if they kick up his woblle stone coblle stone knees
by Woble stone coblle stone October 23, 2023
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