Nose dive

When a guy bends over into the doggy style position and tucks his penis between his legs so that it is sticking out the back, then the other partner comes in to give him a blowjob in this position resulting in his/her nose diving into his ass every time he/she goes down his shaft.

1) This chick was such a bitch untill she nose dived me.

2) my chick nose dived me and then spent the rest of the day brown nosing me. lol

by crazyMX October 21, 2010

Up Your Nose!

The ultimate, most beastly comeback that works very similarly to your mom and your face. Insert "UP YOUR NOSE" whenever you:
a. don't want to answer a question
b. someones says something stupid
c. are in a particularly silly mood.

Relates to the great Potato Famine, because all he potatoes are up Quinn's nose.

Alex: I kinda want some carrots....
Quinn: There are carrots UP YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinny: Do you wanna go to a movie?
Quinn: There's a movie up your nose!!!

by Fly Lesbian Seagull! October 20, 2005

nomeD

Demon backwards? Wait no... I'm sorry. It's what you find inbetween that crevice that nobody likes to look at while you squat. Yes, I mean you granny.

"Dear lord, all the nomeDs of hell are at a roa- squat."

by Fnar June 21, 2004

San Antonio Stuffy Nose

pounding the shit out of your girls nose with your dick instead of being in her vajay or arse

my girl has crabs so i just give her a san antonio stuffy nose instead

by besticle October 22, 2008

Nosedick

to nosedick (v.)- to insert a penis in someone's nose; to pwn someone.

Guy 1: man if i had a girl i would treat her so good.
Guy 2: too bad you can't get one
Guy 1: ohh i just got nosedicked

Guy 1: you're so ugly!!
Guy 2: take that back before i nosedick you!!

by Babytone February 20, 2010

noseblast

The unfortunate event that occurs when comsuming a beverage (milk, usually) and due to a joke or other funny event, the act of trying to supress the mirth results in the liquid spraying out of your nose.

I was watching Jim walk down the street and while I took a sip of milk, he fell down the steps, causing me to have a noseblast!

by G-Man January 31, 2004

nosejaculate

To expel air forcibly from the mouth and nose in an explosive, spasmodic involuntary action resulting chiefly from irritation of the nasal mucous membrane.

"I was walking through a field, enjoying the warm summer breeze gently slithering around my shirtless body. Finally I had reached the peak of my journey and suddenly out of nowhere, I had this tremendous urge to nosejaculate, I did. And it was everywhere. :)

by Twinkles McFarlane May 20, 2008