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Muffin Waist

What happens when a fat person if wearing a shirt that is to small for them.

Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.
Person 1: She bent over and the fat was drooping like a muffin!

Person 2: Eww! Muffin Waist!
by Kellan Fisher September 30, 2009
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muffin fighter

A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.
John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!
by Lyle Richard August 13, 2005
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Glass Muffin

A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.
Hal- Dude Jamie had a freking glass muffin when i was banging her.

Drew- Weak man.....
by SexFace69 April 25, 2010
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Fagg Muffin

A word used to call someone a fagget.
by Brazilianboy2k7 November 17, 2007
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bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.
That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.
by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011
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tinted muffin

a faggot. person who prefers their own gender. total creepy face.
"Dude, Travis just bought some gay porn, he is such a tinted muffin!"
by xxxheraldface December 4, 2007
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muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin
I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.
by rach April 7, 2005
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