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Bad Morning

Something a kid would say to feel like a savage
Teacher: hey Luke, Good morning!
Kid: Bad Morning Teacher!
by Coincidencesomething December 4, 2023
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Good Morning

What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am
*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!
by Really Orange Juice May 1, 2022
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good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.
“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
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Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.
Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.
I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D
by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011
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morning marinade

A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.
Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?
by node808 July 19, 2016
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morning

Period between 06:00 (6:00 am) until 11:59 (11:59 am).
Morning.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
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