A hot boy who you might have a crush on but are so secretive about it you can't even tell your bestest of friends.
by Me_1 April 24, 2017
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2. A clitoris on a man;
3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.
2. A clitoris on a man;
3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.
1. Damn, Lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her;
3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants?
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her;
3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants?
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Her name means Gift From God.
She is exactly that.
Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)
and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!
She is exactly that.
Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)
and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!
person 1 - "woah"
person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"
person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"
person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"
person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"
by martz6696 August 23, 2010
Get the Micaela mug.The greatest and most tasty invention of all time. Tastes great, is easy to make and makes people happy. In short, totally awesome.
Microwave popcorn is the greatest invention in human history. Thank you, Dr. Percy Spencer! (Invented microwave popcorn in 1946.)
Tracey: Want some microwave popcorn?
Bill: Hell yes!
Tracey: Want some microwave popcorn?
Bill: Hell yes!
by thebestshityouwilleversee August 27, 2012
Get the microwave popcorn mug.In Aztec mythology, Mictecacihuatl (pronounced 'Meek-teka-see-wahdl' or 'Meek-teka-kee-wadl') is Queen of Mictlan, the underworld, ruling over the afterlife with , another deity who is designated as her husband.
Her role is to keep watch over the bones of the dead. She presided over the ancient festivals of the dead, which evolved from Aztec traditions into the modern Day of the Dead after synthesis with Spanish cultural traditions. She is said now to preside over the contemporary festival as well. Mictecacihuatl is known as the Lady of the Dead, since it is believed that she was born, then sacrificed as an infant. Mictecacihuatl was represented with a defleshed body and with jaw agape to swallow the stars during the day.
Her role is to keep watch over the bones of the dead. She presided over the ancient festivals of the dead, which evolved from Aztec traditions into the modern Day of the Dead after synthesis with Spanish cultural traditions. She is said now to preside over the contemporary festival as well. Mictecacihuatl is known as the Lady of the Dead, since it is believed that she was born, then sacrificed as an infant. Mictecacihuatl was represented with a defleshed body and with jaw agape to swallow the stars during the day.
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Get the Mictecacihuatl mug.Micayla eater of fast food, killer of phones, and lover of hoodies and hair dye there will never be a boring day unless she sleeps all day.
Look Micayla stole her brothers hoodie again.
Person 1: “Micayla broke her phone again”
Person 2: “How she do it this time”
Person 1: “She was dyeing her hair again”
Person 1: “Micayla broke her phone again”
Person 2: “How she do it this time”
Person 1: “She was dyeing her hair again”
by War Boas January 5, 2019
Get the Micayla mug.Michael is usually the best boyfriend you can have. He is cute, funny, smart, and athletic. Michaels are usually really nice to women. Michael has a long penis and knows how to get it done!
Girl: I don’t know this guys name but he has a really long penis
Other girl: Wow! He must be a Michael!
Other girl: Wow! He must be a Michael!
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