by Imapofuckr September 28, 2022

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx September 25, 2021

by killerturtle8218 August 1, 2021

Used in some kitchens to refer to an attractive customer - even if the restaurant does not serve lemon sorbet as a dish.
by bluebowl November 13, 2020

Blasting a mighty load into your girl's mouth, then pissing down her nostrils to let both of your potent juices mix.
by MercoIsDumb January 24, 2022

by your personal describer September 12, 2016
