Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

agricultural land reserve

When someone leaves your organization and your actions reflect that person's departure, generally in a negative manner.

When Wayne went to work in a different job, his co-workers started acting agricultural land reserve.

by Jaden 41 August 3, 2020

Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

dhulbahante land

Dhulbahante land is a place inhabited by reer darawiish

its dhulbahante land

by khatumo October 30, 2020

Choochie land

R Kelly

R Kelly going in a kindergarten classroom and saying I'm in choochie land

by Rooeshehej November 8, 2020

sex land

sex land is a minecraft world created by CLEVERCATMAN from may 6 2019,

I want to join sex land!

by CLEVERCATMAN September 28, 2022

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 3, 2023