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honey shakes

An uncontrollable bowel movement that makes you dance until you inevitable shit your pants.
It was a quiet night at home listening to some Marvin Gaye when the honey shakes set in and the night took a turn for the worse.
by Jakcxviii October 8, 2013
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Short Shake

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
by BRAHZILLA January 23, 2012
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crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."
by myrmadon December 16, 2011
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shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.
Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.
by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011
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soggy shake

soggy shake is the act of a man shaking his little man, usually a choad, where the smallest possible drop of pee lands on the mans hand. after he zips up he wakes out of the bathroom without washing there hands unknowingly having pee on there hand. you see this person and shake that hand.

when a man shacks it after peeing and accidentally gets pee on himself, his clothing or others

both actions usually occur after a man shakes it to much and is mad gross though you can never know if its water or pee
Ewwwwwwh i think i was just the victim of a soggy shake. mad gross.

haha look that man had one mad soggy shake
by LHVAMADASUCA March 2, 2011
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Shaking pelvises

To intertwine genetilia.
"So are you going to be shaking pelvises with that woman after the movie?" Also used for yourself; "I am trying to get my pelvis shook!"
by Salty Sal November 20, 2018
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Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
by slumdom December 5, 2018
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