A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
by BRAHZILLA January 23, 2012
Get the Short Shake mug.The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
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Get the shaked and baked mug.soggy shake is the act of a man shaking his little man, usually a choad, where the smallest possible drop of pee lands on the mans hand. after he zips up he wakes out of the bathroom without washing there hands unknowingly having pee on there hand. you see this person and shake that hand.
when a man shacks it after peeing and accidentally gets pee on himself, his clothing or others
both actions usually occur after a man shakes it to much and is mad gross though you can never know if its water or pee
when a man shacks it after peeing and accidentally gets pee on himself, his clothing or others
both actions usually occur after a man shakes it to much and is mad gross though you can never know if its water or pee
Ewwwwwwh i think i was just the victim of a soggy shake. mad gross.
haha look that man had one mad soggy shake
haha look that man had one mad soggy shake
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