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“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.
Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law
by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022
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Lyle's Law

A term used by people who solve the NYT's daily crossword to point out the fact that the revealer to a puzzle's theme has a high likelyhood of being in the bottom-right corner.
Just like Lyle's Law indicates, the revealer for today's puzzle was in the southeastern corner today, 3 spaces above the bottom border of the puzzle.
by Crow14 June 20, 2022
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Nate's Law

The law that all people must commit gay acts daily or are punished by rough buttsex. This law is loved by the gays as it was made by one
Guy: Todays the day October 13th the day for Nate's law
Guy 2: NATE'S LAW IS ON OCTOBER 15th!!!!!!
by Sir Oyliver October 26, 2022
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Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.
Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”
by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022
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ship in law

When you ship two characters from a show you’ve never watched. You typically ship them through edits you’ve seen.
Have you watched Warrior Nun?
No, but Avatrice is definitely my ship in law!
by rinasshay October 29, 2022
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Foley's Law

You can't control what makes your dick hard.

An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.

Dude #2: that's sick!

Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!
by JohnCheatsAtGorillas November 11, 2022
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Law of Okan

The "Law of Okan" states, that an Individual is more likely to be unemployed in direct correlation to how stupid they are.

It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
A: How come all our stupid friends are unemployed now?
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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