Zap Head 

A person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental ineptitude. Implies that said individual's brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction.

Yo! Emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. What a Zap Head!

Zap Head by adg3.com December 8, 2010

Tampon Head 

An ugly blonde who has tips that look like they have been dyed with the blood of a tampon.

"Who's that? She's ugly as hell!"
"WATCH OUT, IT'S TAMPON HEAD!"

Tampon Head by MMSGIRL2016 May 16, 2016

keep your head on a swivel 

To be alert, or just be watching around you

Guy1: Cops is lurking, keep your head on a swivel
Guy2: Aight g, you too

keep your head on a swivel by TexasMadeCuzzo December 7, 2016

Get your head out of the gutter! 

The idiom "Get your head out of the gutter" means to stop thinking dirty thoughts when someone tells you to.

My Friend: *thinks of dirty thoughts and says it out loud*
Me: Get your head out of the gutter!

Get your head out of the gutter! by Kylem14843 July 22, 2019

swap head 

When you trade oral sex.

"Yo, you a fine ass bitch, let's swap head."

swap head by Anythinggoes123 September 8, 2016

Tekken Head 

Referring to the earlier Tekken days (PS1 and PS2) when their hair was jagged and unkempt, much like when one rolls out of bed. This can be seen done on purpose by pompous hipsters.

Rushing out the door after waking up from a nyquil coma, Nick was late for work and did not have time to tame his Tekken Head. There was no hope in fixing his Tekken Head and he was later fired for his unkempt appearance.

Tekken Head by MickNeers May 13, 2018

Poopy Head 

The most dire and taboo of insults.

It takes dragging humanity to desperation for someone to even consider deploying this Armageddon of an insult! It should only be used in the most rare circumstances of self defence. Beware for with great power, comes great responsibility. It must only be used on predators and rapists, the most vile of humanity. And not political opponents or the other children on the playground. It has been known to cause emotional trauma merely from uttering the first syllable of this disastrous phrase.

Oh yeah!? You atac meh? Well ur a big poopy head!!

Poopy Head by Ur Meming April 14, 2021