victory hair

The state in which one's hair is messy after having wild sex.

"Dude, you got lucky last night, I can tell by your victory hair!"

by ASFRERESr December 28, 2007

cunt hair

A "cunt hair" is the second smallest unit of measurement, used for nearly infinitesimal distances.

Example : Scotland were within a cunt hair of freedom, but instead chose to continue to suck Britain off within a cunt hair of its life

by therealmidgeconnor November 15, 2014

Hair Hoochy

A rubber band used to hold hair out yo face, or in a side pony on the side of yo head. Not to be confused with a scrunchy, considering we not in the 80's no mo.

Gina, my hair is all up in my face. Gimme a hair hoochy.

by Butt Face Killa November 23, 2010

Smell Hair

Smell Hair is a bar game in which players take turns smelling strangers' hair without being noticed. As made famous by smellhair.com.

"Do you want to go to the bar tonight and play Smell Hair?"

"Sally just Smelled Hair on a Troy Polamalu lookalike!"

by Harry Smellington March 6, 2012

ball hair

Ball hair is a mishap of scrotum hair, which is hair on the scrotum.

Penis: Hey, Vagina, did you know that stupid people call pubes ball hairs or scrotum hairs.
Vagina: No, Penis, I did not. Wow, they are dumb.

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

Hair Farmer

a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.

Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!

by Flamin Orphans April 14, 2009

hair metal

hair metal was thought to be started by LA band motley crue and took tis influence from punk bands such as new york dolls, mott the hoople and english bands liek the sweet and t rex that were already calassifed as Glam rock bands such as motley crue made it heavier n made their image and muysic darker e.g. shout at the devil.Hair metal was/ is a style of music that concentrated on having a good time sec drugs and rock roll, as time wen ton bands faded away apart of afew e.g. motley crue who have over time matured into songs like if i die tomorrow and sick love song.
Hair metal was critised for not having emotion, there is usally alot of meaning behind the songs of hair metal for example. home sweet home, on with the show by motley crue had meaning behind it and were comerically succesful they were anthems.hair metal was rock n roll sex n drugs it was teenage rebellion it was everything parents feared. if anything it shoudl come back the leather the hair the chants the world needs the crue the world needs the hair the metal and the emos need to go crawl in a cave n sleep for eternity.

hair metal bands include motley crue, skid row, cinderella, pison, ratt, W.A.S.P, LA guns,

by will thunders November 19, 2006