A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd
by jantele February 1, 2021
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Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*
by VerySexyMan123 March 22, 2021
Get the Does Rudy have a massive shlong mug.It means that you'll be able to do more then what you're doing right now. That you'll fight back amd not stand in fear. You'll have people behind you and not be scared of the “ifs” or the “whats”.
The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.
The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.
And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-
The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.
The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.
And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-
“Youre a fucking retard you deserve everything bad! Go die!”
“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”
“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”
“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”
“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”
by BroofDiscordUser February 1, 2022
Get the My thoughts will have blood on them mug.BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!
Me:Stop the cap!
BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!
Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!
Me:Stop the cap!
BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!
Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!
by TackyTackyYoy October 9, 2021
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by Orrinpants February 28, 2022
Get the I have a bad word blocker mug.Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
by The cool guy 96 backwards June 8, 2021
Get the what will you have in 500 years mug.Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.
Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?
Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?
Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011
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