Gooned

To be drunk, intoxicated off alchohol

Look at him hes so gooned right now.

by giggly boy September 3, 2025

Gooner

Me.
You.
Us.

We are gooners.

You: I just gooned to timeskip iwaizumi from haikyuu last night!
Me: SAME!1!1 gooner bros!

by Saccharineeva September 13, 2025

Goonerize

(Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'

The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.

"Dude, Character just got goonerized."

by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025

Gooner

An adjective for someone sus and/or goons 24/7.

Joe:yo ben, billy is a gooner
Ben:for real bro.
Billy:*epically gooning*

by XD_1234 September 20, 2025

Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

by Diicho September 26, 2025

Gooner

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025