Fruit Looped

The state of being tipsy or drunk, specifically off of a tropical or beach drink.

I got fruit looped on Mojitos and Pina Coladas last weekend.

by Alaska9 July 8, 2023

Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.

Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge

by buttern1ps January 14, 2020

dropping fruit

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop

Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"

by Baron98 July 11, 2017

fruit salad

or fruit salad bar or salad bar
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform

Did you see that General's fruit salad bar? Impressive!

by timmmmber January 23, 2025

sick fruit

Drugs

"Hey, do you know we're they sell sick fruit." -Rod

"Do I look like a drug dealer to you?" -Random Person
"Yeah, bruh." -Rod

"I'ma call the cops on you foo!" -Random Person

by THE DRAGON_SLAYER September 23, 2016

Fruit roll dick

When a person wraps a fruit roll up on a man’s dick and sucks it until it cums

Peggy have you ever tried fruit roll dicks I hear my friend jason tried it with his little sister

by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023

Stragon fruit

When a straight person does fruity anal with a gay kiddo

Person 1: Have you ever had a stragon fruit?
Person 2: What is that?

Person 1: lol nvm

by Crüde September 27, 2021