The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
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Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."
Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"
Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"
Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
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Get the facts mug.Rollie Fingers, Hall of Fame pitcher for the Oakland A's, had some of the most impressive face salad in the history of sports.
by Merkules June 26, 2009
Get the Face Salad mug.A woman who has had so much filler injected into her face that it begins to resemble a pillow. They do this because they think that full lips and cheeks make them look younger, but in reality they look like bloated alcoholics.
Pillow face celebrities: Madonna, Priscilla Presley, Nicole Kidman, Courtney Love, Kylie Minogue, Madonna
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(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)
1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.
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3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)
1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.
2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse
3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"
3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
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