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Haslem Face

The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
by muthangya June 10, 2007
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Funeral face

The red faced, blood shot eyed wet teared look your face turns to after a good fucking cry with your broham.
Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."

Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"

Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
by MANSHACKed November 5, 2011
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resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.
Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.
by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018
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facts

Guy 1 : damn bruh this is some good weed
Guy 2 : yo facts facts
by kushndgatorade September 12, 2014
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Face Salad

Any form of facial hair, whether it be a goatee, moustache, fu manchu or long beard.
Rollie Fingers, Hall of Fame pitcher for the Oakland A's, had some of the most impressive face salad in the history of sports.
by Merkules June 26, 2009
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pillow face

A woman who has had so much filler injected into her face that it begins to resemble a pillow. They do this because they think that full lips and cheeks make them look younger, but in reality they look like bloated alcoholics.
Pillow face celebrities: Madonna, Priscilla Presley, Nicole Kidman, Courtney Love, Kylie Minogue, Madonna
by Shelley Rogers December 29, 2011
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facebookanxiety

facebookanxiety

(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)

1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.

2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse

3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"

3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
by Andreearawr June 12, 2007
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