douchbaggery 

The act of commiting douche bag stunts when there is no cause nor reason except that the person commiting the act wants to be a epic douchebag.

i.e. skullfucking, multiple counts of fail, strawberry shortcake(look it up), cock slap

Man 1-"dude i just threw your xbox 360 off the balcony"

Man 2-"WTF why the hell did you do that?"

Man 1-"just for the hell of it"

Man 2-"I proclaim Douchbaggery on you faggot-cock!!!"

douchbaggery by kitkatover9000 August 20, 2010

douchebag

(n.) - (1) an arrogant, overweening individual claiming to possess knowledge and/or talent that it is clear they do not. (2) a male person working in the entertainment industry in Hollywood.

(1) "Oh please stop talking about futurism and the singularity, you sound like a douchebag."

(2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag!"

douchebag by anonymeow December 24, 2009

douchebag tan 

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.

Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz

"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"

douchebag tan by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008

duchebaggeries 

things that people commit when they are being a duche bag.

'this duchebaggeries are getting out of hand.'
-quoted from the drummer of I Will Kill You Fucker.

duchebaggeries by hacesucio May 1, 2006

douchebag

Someone lacking in coolness. 100% uncool. No coolness. No value as a human being.

Glenn Beck, what a douchebag!

douchebag by not-a-douche-bag!$% August 25, 2009

Douchbag 

A whimpy or weak kid, usually used to refer to a whimpy or weak boy who does not have balls.

Edwin is a douchbag!

Douchbag by Anonymous June 24, 2003

douchebag

brother in-laws who treat their wives and children like shit, and who expect their wife's parents to support him. This is a man who laughs and tells his 9 year old daughter she is fat, and who stalks his wife

You are a douchebag, my text messages are none of your business. You do not need to know about every conversation that goes on between me and my friends so you can interrogate me.

douchebag by kissmy*** October 18, 2009