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Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
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Dick vampire 

A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.
Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.
Dick vampire by SOJAA December 25, 2016

Dick Slickem 

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.
There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.
Dick Slickem by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick Juice that's power full

Juice from a male or female penis. Once you drink it you become invincible, and to extract it you must squeeze it as hard as you can. Then Shit on it.
Dick Juice that's power full is best drink in the world

dick vomiting 

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.
Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”
dick vomiting by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

dick-bagel 

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!
dick-bagel by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

Dick Melon 

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.
"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."