Dick Move

Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.

"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."

by JennyBelly September 12, 2009

Dick Dyke

A gay female woman who claims to be a lesbian but still has sex with men.

Hometeam's song Downelink freak. Search for them on MySpace. "You say you like girls, but you still have sex with men, you're a dick dyke."

by MrzKryz October 30, 2008

nippy dick

A dick that is so small, the balls stick out further than it.

Look at Glenn, he is pissing all over his balls with that little "nippy dick".

by SPKemo April 22, 2009

Dick Bycicle

When you were having sex with a guy for so long, that the next day you are swaying side to side like you rode a bycicle for too long.

Ariana : I can't even walk right, I keep swaying side to side.
Nicki : dick bycicle?
Ariana : girl yes.

by Localovaries16 September 4, 2016

desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 19, 2003

dick sauce

What comes out of a cock during orgasm.

"Would you like some dick sauce on that taco?"

by K September 8, 2003

Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010