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Cock Slam

When You're divining someone and you destroy them so hard that its almost as if you slammed them across the head with your cock and knocked them the fuck out.
Dunamis: Shankers you're absolute ass im going to cock slam you so hard.
by The Cock Slammer July 4, 2019
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cock smack

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .
mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did
by GM123 February 11, 2012
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Cock-Docking

The act of a man inserting his penis into another mans foreskin.
Man last night we were cock-docking like the soyuz at the International space station.
by Slaughterhut January 4, 2012
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Cock-off

An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.
Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.
by Slaney October 3, 2006
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Cock Terrorism

The act of taking cock-blocking to the highest level. I.e. War on cock.
This girl keeps on cock blocking me, this is more like cock terrorism!
by semaj727 June 26, 2009
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cock fumble

when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor
Last night, I had such a bad cock fumble that I needed to change my pants.
by I Need Velcro November 19, 2010
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Cock Board

When you take a piece of wooden furniture from a curb alert you find on craigslist.com, smash it, take the largest piece and spray paint a cock on it, then leave it in your friends yard.
Lets leave a cock board in Sean's yard.
by puebloCO November 25, 2010
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