wake-n-bake

A tanning salon that also serves coffee

We went to to spot to get wake-n-baked.

by Interiorfix March 25, 2025

Sunfeast Baked Creations

Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉

“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"

by ITC-SBC November 24, 2021

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Bake a brownie

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.

hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?

by Autistic_Lemon June 19, 2023

Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside

I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

glicken bake

When you penetrate a Kirkland signature chicken bake with a Costco hotdog

Person A: I was thinking of hitting the soup kitchen tonight… I haven’t eaten in 3 days and the fent is wearing off
Person B: nah fam just head to Costco and get that signature Glicken bake

by Mormon Jesus June 14, 2024

Bake

When a Q-anon or other conspirator creates meaning from secret numbers, letters, or other clues found on the internet.

He dropped his phone and it tweeted the letter M, so the apes baked a theory that he was secretly telling them to buy more Gamestop stock.

by banana quiet July 16, 2024