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Law of the Internet.
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold
Law of the Internet.
by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022
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Get the By law of dibs mug.As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022
Get the Freetard's Law mug.The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.
Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020
Get the Sister-in-law mug.A term used in DD/bg BDSM relationships which the Daddy uses to explain to the baby girl why she must listen and do as she's told.
by TheDaddyBear November 25, 2020
Get the Daddy Law mug.sypher's law is when a single person asks another single person if they can be single together. the two do not date each other but is there for a source of comfort. it is a way of not being single while remaining single. IT IS A WAY OF LIFE.
single person 1 : wanna be single together?
single person 2 : um, why should I?
single person 1 : because sypher's law
single person 2 : that's acceptable
single person 2 : um, why should I?
single person 1 : because sypher's law
single person 2 : that's acceptable
by sypher the great December 1, 2020
Get the sypher's law mug.An empirical law which states that any individual unused to seeing large domesticated farm animals will feel an almost uncontrollable urge to point them out to everyone in earshot when he or she encounters said animals, typically without any accompanying information.
Family driving on an interstate highway on a long road trip
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
by Echomikelimamike December 23, 2020
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