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Power jerk

When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.
Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.
by Ntubes7 July 6, 2017
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Juicy Jerk

A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.
'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'
by Beadlover November 1, 2017
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Jerked Over

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.
"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"
by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017
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Jerk Hole

A jerk hole is a hole it where jerks are held. Created by Matpat in 2018 during a Gtlive live stream
Matpat- DON'T BE A JERK HOLE

Me - (enter name here) was being a jerk hole to me
by slLLIttle Gasy Boi May 7, 2018
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Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.
by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018
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beef jerking

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Jerk

Oh my gosh, he is such a jerk
by Italian Linguini May 12, 2018
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